Saturday, April 09, 2005

I've joined a new movement


My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Sister Bomb Throwing Rabblerouser of Compassion.

Get yours
Click on "appeal to name assignment committee" to see choices.

We are Unitarian Jihad! We can strike without warning. Pockets of reasonableness and harmony will appear as if from nowhere! Nice people will run the government again! There will be coffee and cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution.

Thanks to Jon Carroll and Bill Humphries.

1 comment:

caitlin bloom said...

Joining the deeply mourned is John Paul II.

Quiz: Who is resposible for the deaths of more women in Latin America?

a. Ronald reagon
b. President Rios Mott, Guatemala
c. Agusto Pinochet
d. Pope John Paul II

answer: d - the leading cause of death for women of child bearing age in Latin America (14-45) is multi-parity-the inability to control family planning!

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