I find I cannot resist reproducing this ...

I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius
I have a mighty button and no problems with my penius
I have no time for television, golf, or social media
Since my brain is way way better than the best encyclopedia.
CHORUS: His brain is way way better than the best encyclopedia!

— Elizabeth Kaeton (@ElizabethKaeton) January 8, 2018

as a long time fan of the Pirates of Penzance.