Something to ponder before the hurricane strikes

According to DC Park Police, the national penis is cracked. When the earth moves, all sorts of interesting things go on.

Evangelist Pat Robertson considered the issue:

Now there's a crack in it, there's a crack in it and it's closed up. Is that a sign from the Lord? Is that something that has significance or is it just result of an earthquake? You judge, but I just want to bring that to your attention.

We live in a crazy country.