Do you think Mio would make a good mayor? I think he'd be a contender if we held an election like the one in Somerville, Massachusetts. He projects such gravitas, such sincerity. His platform -- unlimited kibble and unlimited naps for all.
But the candidates for mayor in the bike path election profiled in the Guardian are outdoor beasts. Mio is under a permanent rule: "cats don't go out." Mostly he seems to understand this. One time when he didn't, he bit a pit bull. Never again!
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